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Dad Humor – “At Least You Don’t Have Ugly Children” – 40oz Laser‑Engraved Tumbler
Give Dad the gift that guarantees a laugh every single time he picks it up. This 40oz tumbler features the hilarious engraving: “No matter how hard life gets, at least you don’t have ugly children.” It’s the perfect blend of humor, heart, and everyday practicality — exactly the kind of gift dads love.
Built with premium stainless steel and advanced copper vacuum insulation, this tumbler keeps drinks cold for 24+ hours and hot for 9+. The matte powder‑coat finish, ergonomic handle, and spill‑proof swivel lid make it ideal for workdays, road trips, weekend projects, and backyard grilling. The slim base fits most car cup holders, and the reusable straw adds convenience for on‑the‑go hydration.
Whether you’re running a Dad Humor Sale, prepping for Christmas, or stocking up for Father’s Day, this tumbler is a guaranteed hit. Funny, functional, and gift‑ready — Dad will brag about this one.
Product Specifications
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Double‑wall copper vacuum insulation
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40oz capacity
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Laser‑engraved design
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Stainless steel with durable BPA‑free powder coating
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Dimensions: 10.25" W × 3.9" H
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Weight: 20.48oz
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Keeps drinks cold 24+ hours / hot 9+ hours
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Available in 5 matte colors: White, Black, Navy, Red, Gray
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Includes reusable straw + lid with 2‑position swivel closure and slider
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Fits most car cup holders
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Front‑only engraved design
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Gift‑ready packaging
Each order is lovingly packaged and ready to be cherished for a lifetime!
| Shipping & Delivery | This item ships to the USA. |
| Delivery | Estimated between and . Will usually ship within 1-3 business day. See our shipping policy below. |
Description
Dad Humor – “At Least You Don’t Have Ugly Children” – 40oz Laser‑Engraved Tumbler
Give Dad the gift that guarantees a laugh every single time he picks it up. This 40oz tumbler features the hilarious engraving: “No matter how hard life gets, at least you don’t have ugly children.” It’s the perfect blend of humor, heart, and everyday practicality — exactly the kind of gift dads love.
Built with premium stainless steel and advanced copper vacuum insulation, this tumbler keeps drinks cold for 24+ hours and hot for 9+. The matte powder‑coat finish, ergonomic handle, and spill‑proof swivel lid make it ideal for workdays, road trips, weekend projects, and backyard grilling. The slim base fits most car cup holders, and the reusable straw adds convenience for on‑the‑go hydration.
Whether you’re running a Dad Humor Sale, prepping for Christmas, or stocking up for Father’s Day, this tumbler is a guaranteed hit. Funny, functional, and gift‑ready — Dad will brag about this one.
Product Specifications
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Double‑wall copper vacuum insulation
-
40oz capacity
-
Laser‑engraved design
-
Stainless steel with durable BPA‑free powder coating
-
Dimensions: 10.25" W × 3.9" H
-
Weight: 20.48oz
-
Keeps drinks cold 24+ hours / hot 9+ hours
-
Available in 5 matte colors: White, Black, Navy, Red, Gray
-
Includes reusable straw + lid with 2‑position swivel closure and slider
-
Fits most car cup holders
-
Front‑only engraved design
-
Gift‑ready packaging
Each order is lovingly packaged and ready to be cherished for a lifetime!
Shipping & Delivery
| Shipping & Delivery | This item ships to the USA. |
| Delivery | Estimated between and . Will usually ship within 1-3 business day. See our shipping policy below. |
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